It’s another Saturday and this automatically translates to the fact that it is another Owambe. Just because it is. So we have all established the fact that Yoruba’s throw the best Owambe and I mean, the name says it all.
Today we will be looking at those things that happen when planning or on the D-Day. Take a look
1. People steal stuff: If your family is an extended one just be rest assured that when they leave your things wouldn’t be complete ever. Take solace in the fact that they sprayed you money so get new stuffs
2. You automatically become a rich: Just because they sprayed you money you have no right to ask for any cash from your mum for at least 2months because she witnessed your uncle and aunties rain money on you. So you start hearing things like “but they sprayed you now, go and take out of it”
3. Your mum ceases to be your mum on any Party day: Because she’s got lots of people to attend to she mixes you up with everyone else. You can’t come talk to her anyhow because she might just scream at you and when you remind her after the party she certainly won’t recall the incident